When Harry Met Fatty

It's National Novel Writing Month and Noah goes nanners. 

This week Dave and Noah forget to hang the Do Not Disturb sign and they are subjected to MAID IN MANHATTAN from the year 2002.  Starring Jennifer Lopez and Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes), this rom com is MAID to order!  J-Lo is just another ethnic survivor of the plight of inner city plot contrivance.  She works at a swanky hotel where she raises her son, MTV's future TEEN WOLF Tyler Posey, and while trying on the latest fashion of one of her guests she gets mistaken by Ralph Fiennes as one of the rich-bitch guests.  Ralph is running for senator, and he's campaigning for a place in J-Lo's pants, but she can only offer him turnover service because she's a lowly maid in ManHELL.  Alas, we are all fooled by the rocks that she got.
Dave and Noah celebrate Thanksgiving by updating their gratitude Journals.  Dave is thankful for a mummified maid he had when he was just Davy from the block. Noah is thankful for his days he spent toiling in the Cuntry Inn.Happy Thanksgiving.  May it be Maid in Man-turkey-lurkey!

Reach for that tiara and tell Honey Boo Boo to shoo, because this week Dave and Noah are in it to win it!  From the turn of this Century, we review Miss Congeniality starring Sandra Bullock, Benjamin Bratt, William Shatner, Candice Bergen, and Michael Caine!  When a creepy serial killer threatens to make the Miss United States Beauty Pageant end in a BANG, FBI special Agent Sandra Bullock must go undercover as Beyonce’s alter ego Sasha Fierce!  This stirs up desires that her field partner and mission leader Benjamin Bratt never knew he had, mainly because when it comes to crime and punishment, tomboy Sandra has Bullocks that are too big for the both of them!  Time is running out and so is the double stick tape for the swimsuit competition!

Dave and Noah report live from Midway Lanes in St. Paul, MN where this year’s MISS MIDWAY Pageant is underway!

In just ten days Kate Hudson must be a chooser, a user and a loser!  Dave and Noah are inoculated by 2003’s How To Lose a Guy in 10 Days starring Kate Hudsuckerson, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Lennon and Bebe Neuwirth. 

Kate Hudson is your average blonde New Yorker... meaning she is required by several city ordinances and federal mandates to write a column for some publication and be on an endless quest to fulfill the whimsies of her heart’s desire. After her dowdy best friend gets dumped bigtime, Kate is inspired to hold an experiment: She will catch a man and drive him away in 10 days utilizing all of the mistakes her friend and most average dowdy sistah friends make when dealing with the male persuasion. 

Matthew McConaughey is a Ad man for Douche Digest and in order to win a huge client he must wager that he can make a woman fall in love with him in less than 10 days. By forces of nature swirling within the Lipstick Jungle of NY, they meet and do their darndest to make with the love/hate relate!  Come watch this elaborate multimillion dollar excuse to see Matty McConman half naked in various predicaments!