When Harry Met Fatty

Oscar winner Sandra Bullock gets OSCARRED Straight in this 2009 disaster ALL ABOUT STEVE, starring the Blindsider herself, Bradley Cooper, Ken Jeong and Thomas Hayden Church.

Sandra is just your typical free spirited crossword puzzle writer who marches to the beat of her own cryptic clues.  Her parents set her up on a blind date with News Cameraman Bradley Cooper and it is love at first…well, whatever a five letter word for looking is. They get busy doing a four down, seven across on each other in his van when he realizes that she’s a few Pringles short of a good party. He fakes a phone call and goes on assignment across the country.  She loses her job and decides to grab the news by the pulp of its print; she goes on a road trip chasing after Steve on each of his assignments.  It’s kind of like Smokey and the Bandit, only instead of beer, it’s just bad jokes.

Dave writes a song of murder and channels the ghost of Sandra Bullock’s mother. Noah gets his first kiss…from a DEMENTOR! 

The best part of waking up is Harry Ford in your cup!  Dave and Noah review 2010’s Morning Glory starring Rachel McAdams, Harrison Ford, Diane Keaton, Patrick Wilson and Jeff Goldblum.  
Rachel is just your above-average redhead with all the pluck and none of the luck!  After getting fired from her gig producing Good Morning New Jersey, she shakily lands a job running Daybreak, a failing morning show full of mothballs and forget-me-LOTS. After firing the host, she has to break Harrison Ford out of contractual carbonite and force him to show us how to make frittatas and report the breaking news of mourning traffic. Luckily, Ford’s old co-worker Patrick Wilson will be there to seductively guide McAdams in the ways of Ford, a “Dan Rather-not!” of a man who BELONGS in a MUSEUM!  Network cancellations loom, tempers are tantrumed, chubby weathermen are exploited and journalists get jiggy with each other... All before 9 a.m!  

Dave goes into a Harrison Ford Fugue state and Noah designs a sun salute routine for Rachel McGriddle.

Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl star in the ultimate Spy versus WHY!?! Dave and Noah review Killers from 2010.  Heigl ain’t havin’ it when she’s stuck on a vacation with her lame parents, Tom Selleck and Catherine O’Hara.  They fly to Nice, France where half-naked Kutchers dance. While trying to fulfill a super top secret contract killing, Ashton meets Heigl at the hotel and decides to give up the ghost protocol once and for all.  They marry, settle down in suburbia and perform some missionary impossible that results in some serious babyfication of Heigl’s grey anatomy. Of course, every time he pulls out, they keep pulling him back in.  A bounty is placed on his head and suburbanite sleeper cells are activated.  It’s raining moles by the bowlful in a flick that’s My Blue Heaven meets Knocked Up meets The Bounty Hunter meets the Stepford Knives in your eyes, in your ears and any other place you use when its time to Get Smart.

Dave explains how fellas can get some sour patch without having to raise the roofies and Noah starts talkin’ Walken.  Christopher Walken.

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