The Cutting Edge (1992)

I scream you scream we all scream for Ice Queens!  The Cutting Edge from Nineteen Hundred and Ninety-Two stars D.B Sweeney, Moira Kelly and Mickey Rourke’s breakthrough cameo as the Zamboni machine!  Horsey Doug Dorsey was king of the rink until one fateful Olympic hockey goal cost him his peripheral vision.  Kate Irate Moseley was pursuing some figure skating gold until her partner figured she looked better on her ass.  Kate gets a Russian coach who’s been brain damaged by drinking too much vodka made from Ireland’s last Potato Famine.  They burn through many a figure sk8er boi and as a last resort her Comrade of a coach brings in Doug.  It is hate at first skate and boy do the sparks fly as these two try to chagrin and bear it. With the Winter Olympics only a year away and a mysteriously impossible show stopping move called the Pamchenko barely under their belts, these two are going to scold their way to olympic gold!

Noah pillages the Olympic Village and Dave makes a beeline to Dorsey's Penalty Box to crack wise over cocktails.  

May your next Tripple Salchow be a Tripple Salchow-DOWN at Arbys. And Doug, don’t forget your horsey sauce!