New Year's Eve (2011)

2012 is half over.  It’s time to take a mulligan and it's time for celebrity target practice! New Year’s Eve (2011) starring Ashton Kutcher, Robert Deniro, Sarah Jessica Parker...hell, just take every character found on the rosetta stone and rearrange them at random and in perpetuity...and you will have the cast of this epic Garry Marshall-piece. The clock is ticking and second chances don’t expire until after midnight!  A dangerously mindful secretary who works for the Trinity Killer at a record company enlists the help of a bicycle courier to fulfill her list of New Year’s resolutions.  Two pregnant couples are competing for a cash prize to be awarded to the first baby born after Midnight.  A Raging Bull is dying of cancer...and dying to see that ball drop from the roof of his hospital, just one... more... time.  Little Miss Sunshine, (who’s now more “mid-sized Miss Evening Shade” these days), just wants to kiss a boy in Times Square, but her mom, who used to put the Sex in that very City, is just not that into her going out. Two youngsters get trapped in an elevator and one of them might be the Devil Himself. A Garden State pop star hires an ex-fiance to cater his concert...and perhaps fall into his web of regretful groveling, cuz from where he stands, it’s slippery when wet!  Cameos!  Confetti!  Hilary Swank-spanking!  Come turn over a new leaf and surrender yourself to beast that is New Year’s Eve!

Noah doesn’t know anything about birthin’ no babies but ehow.com does.  David gets visited by the ghost of Fatty Past for an appointment in Samarra!