Dog Park (1998)

When it comes to dating in this park, you better watch your step!  Dog Park starring Luke Wilson, Janeane Garofalo, some dudes from the sketch show Kids in the Hall and Natasha Henstridge, that blonde chick from the Species movie. They say a dog is a man’s best friend, until his girlfriend puts an end to it!  Luke Wilson is sharing joint custody of his dog Mogli with his ex-girlfriend who’s getting it on with the punk rocker who used to date the chick from Species who is now seducing Luke, but he can’t date her because he did a bachelor auction and got sold to this crazy broad who likes to love him ninja-style nonstop!  And every person who is in this picture is taking obedience classes from a mysterious dog psychologist who insists that everything must be perfect come Doggy Graduation. When it comes to matters of the heart, don’t say heel, just say HEAL. 

Noah finally understands why men take pilgrimages to the Champagne Room and Dave pray tells of his stinky-finger days of high school yore.