When Harry Met Fatty (comedy)

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Experience Entertainment Weekly like never before...

No dave. 

Noah goes Nanners Nanowrimo style. 

Plus, we read the Katy Perry issue of Entertainment Weekly. 

Dave is at a Rave. 

Noah meets Royalty. 

Dave has turned around bright-eyed and isn't available. 

Noah has a birthday and the worst first week of being 34. 

Listen closely for the breakdown, right after the closing theme. Its a stolen moment of for reals. 

There is no dave, only Noaaaaahhhh!

Noah gets the best crack in town from a moose. He then reads from the scripture of last week's double issue of Entertainment Weekly. 

No Dave. 

Noah drinks and podcasts from his closet, then loses his "shirtless virginity" with a panda-shaped man. 

She could never be your woman but she'll always be Catwoman. Dave and Noah take a break from doing The Batdance and sit down to watch Michelle Pfeiffer and Paul Rudd do what only Ashton and Demi could pull off: Spring-Autumn relations.  2007's I Could Never Be Your Woman begins with a period. Michelle Pfeiffer's daughter is well on her way into womanhood while Michelle herself is slowly exiting through the gift shop. She is a writer for a teen show called You Go Girl who can't get over the former love of her life, played by Jon Lovitz, a man who left Catwoman for a kitten. Paul Rudd joins the cast of You Go Girl, and charms his way into Pfeiffer's ancient kitty-liter box of a heart.  But loving Paul Rudd is not easy, especially when you have Tracey Ullman playing Mother Nature, reminding you that 1999 called and it wants you to check the expiration date on your uterus. 

Dave and Noah earn the Boy Scout grey badge.  Come hear their tales of how they both had once fallen and couldn't get up from the clutches of elder-love! 

When Dave is away, all Bette's are off!

Lifes a Beach and then you fallow. 

Dave is off helping blind women throw clay pots on a pottery wheel.

Noah makes a twenty minute correction to the fallow episode from 2/22. 

Dave is on a farm in upstate New York. 

Noah watches Teen Wolf Season Two and listens to his jams. 

No Dave. 

Noah Mourns the passing of a local legend. 

And he gets drunk and tells the tale of a worst week ever. 

Noah Warren gets possessed by the spirit of Oprah Winfrey and this fallow episode of When Harry Met Fatty becomes another episode of Noprah Warrenphry's Favorite Things!  Whatever you do...DO NOT look under your seat!

Always a Bridesmaid, never a Byerly's. Oh Brother!  While you were WIGGing out with Kristen, our heroes Dave and Noah put on their gumshoes and got down to brass tacks about what really goes on in them GIRLS ONLY bridal showers. Along the way, we discover that we are only as sick as our secrets, Dave reveals ALL, Noah talks about how sitting next to a large black man can shape your movie going experience, and we all realize what it truly means to KEEP IT GUMMY!

Thanks for listening.

Questions?  Comments?  Need guidance?  Email Noah at whenharrymetfatty@gmail.com.  You'll be a star!

In the game of life, there are no thrones. So stone the crows.

This Katherine Heigl Josh DUHamel venture was a feather in the cap of 2010, and our heroes Dave and Noah valiantly viewed this cinematic work for the benefit of Mr. You. 

Download or stream this mp3 and hear tales of Noah's Odyssey of the Mind kerfuffle, David's first kiss in the rain and how Heigl succeeded in this business without really buying...a clue!

Thanks for listening..and knowing the no unknowns.

We Watch the chick flicks, so you don't have to!

On our maiden voyage, our heroes Dave and Noah plumb the depths of YOU AGAIN (2010) starring Jamie Lee Curtis, Sigourney Weaver and Sarah Marshall from Forgetting Sarah Marshall. 

Along the way we uncover tales of school lunchery, forgotten cocktail recipes, and what it means to possess GATOR POWER. 

Thanks for listening!