When Harry Met Fatty

Now BOREding for takeoff, it's OVERNIGHT (2012) starring Rachel Blanchard and James D'Arcy.  This is one redeye that will make you wish you had pinkeye!  Rachel is departing from Splitsville, CA, when a chance encounter with a banjo playing Physics professor causes her overnight flight to become an overnight delight!  Their relationship TAKES OFF at the speed of sound, but before their hearts can reach great new heights, they have a helluva lot of baggage to check.  But this is nothing that a little papa smurf fetishising can't fix...or is it?  When the rubber meets the tarmac, our James D'Arcy physics professor, who specializes in string theory, is going to wish he specialized in rope theory, because she's slipping away!

Dave tells a harrowing tale of going to San Diego while leaving his Manatee in Phoenix. Noah beholds a Zach Galifianakis in Arab-face. 

Dave is off helping blind women throw clay pots on a pottery wheel.

Noah makes a twenty minute correction to the fallow episode from 2/22. 

 Call off the jesters, for this week fatty gives you the royal treatment with 2004's The Prince & Me. This crown jewel may be shiny, but beware, beneath yonder garb there be ginger-haired inbreeding! Starring Julia Stiles and Luke Mably, this franchise, (part one of four) begins upon a time when a series called "Girls Gone Wild" existed. Heavy weighs the impending crown of Prince Mably, who finds the royal Danish floozies dreadfully triflesome and boring.  Whilst channel surfing one afternoon, Prince Luke Mably spies an ad for "Girls gone Wild" being brodcasted from a land called Madison, Wisconsin. He cuts off his royal ties and travels to the land of Milk and Packers whereupon he becomes enchanted under Julia Stiles' anal retentive spell. She's a pre-med farmgirl who has an unfortunate mental deficiency in knowing how to doff her top, even when ordered by a Danish Prince in disguise! Be that as it may, even though she's a little bit country and he's a little bit rock'n'roll, they find it in their hearts to love each other so! But HARK! The King of Denmark has fallen ill and the Danish Paparazzi are hot on this couple's heels!  Will his pauper's charade become a plague on both their houses? Alas! Anon! Arrivederci!

Dave does a hundred pushups and Noah talks about how he once made flesh payment to the Dark Lord of Deli Meat & Frozen Yogurt.

It's Dave and Noah's very first GUESSISODE.  The first part of this episode is recorded with our predictions of the plot, then we watch the chick flick and spend the rest of the episode on suicide watch, you dig? This week we prognosticate License To Wed starring John Krasinsky, Mandy Moore and the MORKster himself: Robin Williams! Mandy wants a traditional Cat-Lick weddin' but their priest is anything but traditional.  Or even kitten-lickin' good at his Jason Priestly duties.

He is going to put them through the ringer and I'm not just talking anal. They even have to raise a pair of robot babies.  It's totally Blade Runner, if Ridley Scott had played too much pro-football in his youth. The rest of this movie is so bland that even an appearance from Wanda Sykes only briefly turns it from bland to caramel, and then back to bland. But we all learn a few things about ourselves, especially when it comes to finding a good place in your apartment to hide all of your sharp objects. Better head down to the Department of Marital Values, cuz it's time to renew your License to Wed!

Noah tries to shake his memeory of Robin William's darker work in One Hour Photo and Insomnia while Dave looks into leasing a very cherry 2007 Mandy Moore.