When Harry Met Fatty

Noah Warren gets possessed by the spirit of Oprah Winfrey and this fallow episode of When Harry Met Fatty becomes another episode of Noprah Warrenphry's Favorite Things!  Whatever you do...DO NOT look under your seat!

I put my hand up on your hip, when you dip, I dip, WE DIP! Serendipity, starring John Cusack, Kate Beckinsale, John Corbett, Molly Shannon, Jeremy Piven and Eugene Levy. Fatty spends Christmas Eve in a department store with Cusack and Kate, who are fighting over the last pair of cashmere gloves in existence. Kate ends up having to buy him hot chocolate for the gloves but Cusack ends up getting a steaming mug full of hot air about fate, destiny, and free will. They exchange numbers via a five dollar bill and a 1st edition copy of Love in the Time of Cholera. The bill is spent on a pack of Certs and the book is sold to a used bookstore. If either one of them happens upon each other's phone number, then it is fate telling them to move Heaven and Earth to find each other.  Smash cut to three years later. Both of them are engaged to other people, living on opposite sides of the country, having the worst case of cold feet. They make one last ditch effort to seek each other out, only to find that fate has a massive hard-on for pulling them together and keeping them apart. Serendip? More like just the tip!
Christmas break is upon us at Fatty studios and Dave talks of his planned trip to New York to take that Olsen Twins New York Minute movie tour.  Noah talks of his past adventures in kitty sitting. Merry Christmas!

Sweet Mandy Bynes, BUM-BUM-BUM- good times never seemed so androgynous...From the year Two-Thousand and SEX comes a tale of female to male...She’s The Man, starring Amanda Bynes, Channing Tatum-tots and David Cross.  

Be sure to top off your gender blender with some peach schnapps, cuz we’re gonna make one helluva shake outta Shakespeare.  Inspired loosely by The Bard’s Twelfth Night, this rom com is about a soccer playing Tomboy who impersonates her twin brother in order to make first string on an all boy’s soccer team.  Along the way, she falls for the team's striker, Magic Mike who wants her to fix him up with her hot chemistry lab partner, who’s bunson only burns for the faux boy Bynes. Warning, this flick features graphic scenes of honesty, emotion and caring...about soccer.

Dave shares stories of divorced parent trickery and Noah reveals what he and his mother unearthed whilst decking their halls.

Warning: the week’s episode features full frontal Brittany!  Hide your bangers and mash, Dave and Noah review 2006’s Love and Other Disasters Starring Brittany Murphy, Matthew Rhys and Catherine Tate.  Brittany has just graduated from the Madonna Academy of Fake British Accents and she lives her life one Breakfast at Tiffany’s at a time.  She’s obsessed with Holly Golightly and she drapes herself (literally) with gay men, working as an intern at UK Vogue. However, the world can only have so many fruit flies for her to play matchmaker with and when she nets a tall dark and mansome one at work, she thinks she's found the ultimate gay dude for her to marry.  Yes, we are serious.  She's in the market for a homo hubby.The only problem is, this dude is a breeder who just wants to feed her some good old-fashioned love, American style, with a side of extra heterosexuality, because, like King Midas, everything this chick touches turns to gay.  She is like a heavenly body that supernovas gayness every ten minutes, creating galaxies of gay in her path,all she sees is gay and in the words of John Lennon all you need is gay.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Like Bob Dylan, Dave's gone electric! His first young adult ebook, The Ragged Mountains hits the mobile marketplace just in time for the fiscal cliff!  Noah shares a wonderful memory about the Nineteen-Nineties situation comedy Blossom.