No Reservations (2007)

Comedy, Party of None, there will be a 104 minute wait for your table! 

No Reservations (2007), starring Catherine Zeta-Jones, Aaron Eckhart, Abigail Breslin and Patricia Clarkson.  C-Z Jeezy is really good at staying in the kitchen and making sandwiches of sass for her unruly patrons.  When her sister dies in a horrendous car wreck, she inherits a cage-free newly orphaned niece, who's quite the emotional handful!  Meanwhile, back at the grill, her staff is slowly being taken over by the charms of her replacement chef, Aaron eechhart. When he came on the scene, Zeta ate a pie, with an ample side of humble!  This kitchen isn't big enough for the both of them, and in order to make room, we'll have to eat our hearts out!  It just goes to show you that life isn't always made to order and if you can't stand the heart, get out of their kitchen!

Noah, a recovering latchkey kid, reveals his fantastic time travel plans and Dave forms a Dead Poet's Society with a classroom of Pillsbury doughboys, all-the-while eating from a bag of beef jerky called "DARE".