Blind Date (1987)

Be Kind, be blind! It's the only way you'll ever want to experience Blind Date starring Bruce Willis, Kim Basinger, John Larroquette and Phil Hartman.  Bruce Willis tries to impress his boss by bringing a blind date to a business dinner and boy oh boy this Basinger broad turns out to be quite the one-drink-wonder!  Before Bruce can ask for the check, they're off on a wild goose chase, with Basinger's ex-boyfriend John Larroquette hot on their heels. It's a crazy Eighties race against Bruce Willis' receding hairlilne!  Along the way, we encounter smokey buisness-casual discotheques, a runaway house, carjacking biker chicks and scads of poolside pratfalls. Bruce gets arrested and the only person Kim Bastinker can turn to is her ex-B.F, who happens to practice law during the spare moments when he's not crashing into various small businesses with his car. He offers her an ultimatum: He'll get Bruce out of the clink, if she agress to marry him. By the third act of this flick we hope you are sitting down...or at least near a pool, because Ray Charles could have called it!