Thu, 16 February 2012
You break it you buy it and boy did we ever! Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 starring Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner and one wrecked Honeymoon Suite that will surely be in need of a good Priceline Negotiator. As Stephenie Meyer’s Twilight Saga draws to a close, Breaking Dawn Pt. One teaches us one valuable lesson: When you marry your high school sweetheart, be sure to get something old, something new, something Borrowed and something OHMYGOD she’s pregnant! Pattinson may not be a one-pump-chump, but this situation is certainly a one-hump-baby-bump! It’s like MTV’s 16 and pregnant on Quaaludes…and guest starring a bunch of talking wolves. Join us as we dish on our very first unintentional romantic comedy!
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